Chase Beaucanoni had a dream that i had an weird steel african baby jesus sculpture the size of my hand and i got it after this like post apocolyptic thing happened and like everyone's lives were different. cillian murphy worked at the grocery store and i creepily stood like 3 feet away from him at his seat at the front of the store, in one hand i held the baby jesus sculpture and in the other hand i was eating pizza, just staring very intensely at him and for a while he ignored me but then he just turned around and stared back at me for liek 10 minutes straight until finally he was like ok fine i will become american. then he made me BLT sandwich and in the park he gave it to mean and i flipped out cos i guess it was his way of proposing to me in my dream and i ate half of it and while half of it was inmy mouth i tried kissing him with like mayo and bacon all over my face and he finally let mewhy can't this be real life
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